Everything’s Coming Up Warney
Remember when it seemed Shane Warne’s life had turned to rubbish? He’d finished up with test cricket, split from his wife, failed at quitting smoking – granted, these incidents aren’t in any kind of...
View Article2009 Is The Year Of The Warne
Can life get any better for Warney? Beloved by the nation and safely back in the arms of his missus Simone, he recently enjoyed a fantastic (although sadly Uma-less) 40th birthday party where vodka and...
View ArticlePaul Kelly’s Ode To Shane Warne
I realise I am quite behind the times, but I’ve just heard Paul Kelly’s tribute to Warney and on the off chance I’m not the only Australian who has been living in a cave for the past two years and had...
View ArticleShane Warne’s Finest Twitter Moments (According To The Herald Sun)
You’d think someone like Shane Warne would be avoiding anything that involves 140 characters or less after the continuing debacle that has been his relationship with text messages, but no! He’s on...
View Article“Hey Disco, How’s The Bump Going?”
The other day, Shane Warne spoke on behalf of the nation when he used Twitter to ask Dannii Minogue “hey disco how’s the bump going?”. Dannii didn’t exactly answer Shane’s question regarding her...
View ArticleWhat Do Channel Nine And Elizabeth Hurley Have In Common? They’ve Both Boned...
Sad news for fans of television chat shows hosted by tanned bleached blonde former cricketers with startlingly white teeth and a penchant for text messaging (a niche market, sure, but I’m positive it...
View ArticleElizabeth Hurley Arrives In Australia, News Ltd Hyperventilating With Excitement
Believe it or not, dearest reader, but Liz Hurley’s arrival in Melbourne last night is actually front page news today. Who knew the Murdoch Massive were such die-hard fans of Bedazzled? Just kidding!...
View ArticleSimone Callahan Is Moving On.
It’s all good and well to feel excited/amused while watching one of the greatest love stories of our time unfold in the pages of Confidential, but let us never forget that certain people may have been...
View ArticleNobody Trusts Shane Warne.
If Shane Warne is currently in the midst of trying to convince Elizabeth Hurley to hand over the metaphorical keys to her heart and put her faith in him and his ability to stay true to her, then the...
View ArticleFrom Shane Warne’s Twitter Page
(Posted without commentary as it really speaks for itself) PS: Shane, please. Eat a pie! EAT SEVERAL PIES! I am starting to worry about you, champ.
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